Beamtastic!

posted by Tyler Duckworth on Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Many of you have seen this image up on my MYSPACE or FACEBOOK profile. Since uploading this, well, fantastic image, many people have commented, "WOW, LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS" or "Damn boy, how you sit like that!" While I appreciate every and all comments, I must inform all you wonderful fans that looks can be deceiving. I'm not actually "Sitting" on the beam. Oh no. I'm actually holding myself up. You just can't see it because of my big ass. In gymnastics, its called a planche. It is where you hold your entire body weight up on your hands. Look closely. Its very hard to lift 190lbs up on a four-inch beam. But, hey, that's why I'm so incredible at the end of the day, right?! (note cybersarcasm)

Comments:

I'm impressed definitely. You could offer me a gajillion dollars and I couldn't do that without hurting myself somewhere - probably in the girl parts. Yikes!

# posted by Tamara : December 21, 2006 10:00:00 AM PST

lol considering how you have conducted yourself on reality tv, you really did need to insert the cybersarcasm note for people to know that you were sarcastic. But then again, you're above being concerned with what people think.

# posted by jenny : December 22, 2006 11:18:00 PM PST

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# posted by LANDOJIM : December 23, 2006 6:28:00 AM PST

Hm, I wouldn't even try doing that I would probably hurt myself...

# posted by Brian : December 23, 2006 10:39:00 AM PST

Very nice...and yes it is tough to hold your bodyweight up like that, congrats! When did you start up the gymnastics?

# posted by Emily : February 16, 2007 3:04:00 PM PST

"""lol considering how you have conducted yourself on reality tv, you really did need to insert the cybersarcasm note for people to know that you were sarcastic. But then again, you're above being concerned with what people think.""""

He's lucky to be that psychologically distanced from other people (sociopathic), considering what people think of him. You'd think a former anorexic would care about what people think of his physical appearance though, enough to be considerate to wear a bag over his head?

# posted by candide : December 13, 2007 7:17:00 AM PST