Many of you have seen this image up on my MYSPACE or FACEBOOK profile. Since uploading this, well, fantastic image, many people have commented, "WOW, LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS" or "Damn boy, how you sit like that!" While I appreciate every and all comments, I must inform all you wonderful fans that looks can be deceiving. I'm not actually "Sitting" on the beam. Oh no. I'm actually holding myself up. You just can't see it because of my big ass. In gymnastics, its called a planche. It is where you hold your entire body weight up on your hands. Look closely. Its very hard to lift 190lbs up on a four-inch beam. But, hey, that's why I'm so incredible at the end of the day, right?! (note cybersarcasm)