After a rather difficult past week, involving a car accident, a pathological friend, and a stain on a brand new Gap waffle T-shirt, I'm ready to take a break and enjoy the holidays. Be it known, that within 12 hours of my arrival in Minnesota, I've eaten my way through no less than ten homemade donut holes. Wowza is right! What's better is that by the time I leave Minnesota for the New Year festivities, I'll probably have gained back the weight I lost.
Lost weight? Yes. But not in a fun, traditional finger down the throat hollywood way. No, that would be much too easy. Instead, I did it by being poor. The story goes, I hadn't been paid for a modeling gig and a college speech. After a month, I was getting really pissed. And, it was one of the situations where no one specifically is doing anything wrong, simply red-tape, beaurocracy type bullshit.
That said, I went an entire month without being paid, forcing me to literally eat soup everyday. Thankfully, my roommate had gone shopping at Costco, ensuring large quantities of soup for me to eat. In any event, my buddy had flown into town to visit this past weekend, and all he could say, when he saw me, was, "Shit, you've lost some weight!"
And, as much as my friends joke, "Nothing tastes as good as being thin" I disagree. Domino's Pizza, meatlovers tastes WAY better than being thin. No question about it!

So, with that in mind, I will keep you posted on the weight gain. Though, when I was eating lunch with my father today, he was surprised that I hadn't finished all of my mexican. Mind you, if a burrito is involved, it is pretty much guaranteed to be gone. But, today's burrito got lucky, very lucky. Maybe next time, it won't get away so easily.

Two Diet cokes
six donut holes
half a burrito
and one satisfied stomach!