Loving the Bushisms that are flying at me minute by minute. I will continually add random thoughts throughout though Timmy is making me forget all of the funny things I wanted to write...Ughghgh. Fuck. I'll be back shortly.

So, I'm doing analysis (blogging) for a website concerning the Real World: Denver. I post them on my Myspace but thought you guys, my loyal tylerduck.com fans, would appreciate to see them here on my site as well. UGhghghg. Being cyber is really tough sometimes.




The Real World: Denver Ep. 12

Dear Jenn,
Please NEVER stop drinking. You make great TV!
Love,
Executives at MTV


In all honesty, the story editors at Bunim/Murray have apparently already hit their creative wall. That is to say that this week’s episode was basically a stream of conscious view of the past week, but on crack. Whitney Houston crack, no less. Despite this lack of coherent storyline, let’s take a look at what happened.


Is it me, or is Davis kind of like a really hot robot? Not to be mean, but really. He speaks in an odd southern, monotone voice. Don’t get me wrong, the boy is absolutely beautiful, however, he is basically expressionless, that is, unless he’s piss ass drunk. Then, well, he’s just a drunk robot, but you get the point. The editors try and fool the viewers into thinking that Brooke may fall in love with Davis’s internalized homophobia, obviously manifested in his faux-romanitic intentions towards Brooke. Well, guys in the editing room, ya’ ain’t foolin’ anyone. Least of all Brooke, who speaking with Tyrie more than gets the point across that in no way shape or form is she going to let the editors manipulate the footage. And, you know what Brooke, Kudos to you! I could learn a lesson or two from you. First storyline dies, just like my bonor for Davis watching him awkwardly flirt with Brooke. Yeah, it made me feel uncomfortable too.

Now, for the best part of the episode, but probably the least explosive, Stephen’s girlfriend…MERCII! Yes, guys, she really spells her name with two-I’s. I like how that plotline completely dies and goes no where, so they can focus the rest of the episode on Jenn’s drunken tirades. Blah blah blah Stephen. Mercii is probably whoopin’ yo’ ass as I type this because she’s so pissed at what she saw this week. And you know what, if I were Mercii, I’d be pissed too. I’d call my mom up and ask the bitch why she spelled my name like I had downs’ syndrom. Damn woman. Stephen, best of luck with that one. Though, I thought it was pretty cool the way you handled Drunk Jenn. Admirable. I like Stephen. Though he’s Republican, I think I’d like to do a challenge with him.


Last, but certainly not least, is the award for Crazy Bitch of the episode. This week’s award goes to a very satisfying Jenn. [cue applause] Jenn’s non-sober antics are causing some fans to wonder if she’ll be appearing on the new Oh! Channel hit, the real world sister show, The Bad Girls Club. I say casting should forward her right along. She’d be perfect! Throwing shit, swearing, spitting, cat fights. Oh my god, I almost forgot. Did anyone else notice how they had to blur her tits while she was yelling at Alex. It was amazing. I mean, it was pretty low of Alex to say that to Stephen. Davis, you are totally a bitch snitch, and I love you for it. Jenn totally pulled a Tara Reid. Girl didn’t even know she was hanging out. Jenn, we all raise our glasses to you!
Next week’s episode looks lame, but I’ll totally be watching it anyways. By guys!

Hey Kids -
So, I know its late notice, however, I'm sure it'll re-air, as they all do, a million times over. But, I was on the Tyra Banks show today. Check it out on your local listings. It was pretty good. I was actually impressed. They edited it very well, so I'm pleased.

How long has it been since I've seen The View? About two weeks. Then, when I finally tune in, Rosie's not on, and let's face it, besides Joy Behar, Rosie is the only reason I watch. God, to think, Elizabeth Hasselbeck... Ughghgh!

I'll report more later...Glad to be back in LA though!